"Schools Out For Summer"

         So schools out baby!!!!! yea!!!!, but this is bitter-sweet for me cause i never meet my friends over the summer so many days i have nothing to do. Yet it's sweet cause i can sleep in after my prayers in the morning. if your wondering why i have to pray in the morning its cause i am a Muslim and we pray 5 times a day, this i thought is an easy concept to understand but apparently not because it took me nearly 25 minutes to explain that to Rachael in science class and yet i doubt she understands why. but anyway I'll be going to our mosque in Mechanicsburg to do my prayers every morning at around 5 A.M. this summer, then i will go for about a 1.57 mile run to my grandfathers house, and after we return home from prayers at about 6 A.M. i will run 1 to 2 miles on our treadmill, then take a shower and sleep. then who knows how my day will go seeing that i might travel 5-6 times this summer. and as football will be here in just like 2 months i have to get toned and lose weight to pull inside to the guard position so i will also hit the gym 3-4 times a week.

      Now, a review of the school year, this year has to be the greatest school year i have ever had, i met so many people that i didn't know most from Good Hope, and to tell you the truth in middle school i absolutely hated Good Hope kids, don't ask me why, just didn't like'um. but i have so many friends now who i just couldn't survive 9th grade without. here are some of them and what they mean to me: Derek Reger, I luv!!!! this kid, he is my best friend (reminder: NO HOMO) he and I first met on the football field back in pony midgets  i laid him out on the field, helped him up and we were forever friends. Next P.C., she's frekin awesome we didn't become friends till near the end of the first marking period then we were just buds all throughout, she is the greatest Blexican i know. Tom, this dude is amazing, he appreciates music, and hates Ben Roethlisburger just as much as me. we also created the next great american game and we'll split all the profits 45% (Me), 45%(Tom),7%(Drew if he's not in jail), and 3% my cousin. Now, Rachael, Ok i have to be honest, when we were in middle school I thought she was one of those bitchy preps, also she knida looked like a witch. but that was before we became friends, now i know that she is an awesome, very friendly, good mannered (has only swore once to my knowledge) person. (sorry for pre judging Rachael). and finally goergy or gorggy, or goerggi, or somtin like that, when i first met her she scared me greatly, few weeks later she still scared me, now she still partially scares me, but she is a great person, very funny, very odd, and yes G you are a great rapper (for a white kid). so these are just a few of the friends i made over the summer. oh and Gina you know you love me and Derek.

     Alright, final  topic, why do girls go to the bathroom in groups. i will name the theory and contributor. first, "it's awkward to take a crap with someone in the stall next to you, that you don't know" Brianna. second, "to make sure your Make up is done right" Kayla. third, "because you don't wanna die Dan, GOD" Rachael.

and finally "because, you dont wann get raped while your in there" Logan.

     so this is all for today's post check in again soon.

       

Top 10 Songs from recent times

Alright last post was a dumb idea, but i'll get back to it. for now i will just list some songs i think deserve to be named the best. these songs may have meen somehting to me or i could just like the tune. here it is.

#10 New Moon Rising by Wolf Mother

this song is great, just listen to the music carry you, and these guys are Austrailian!!!!!!!!!

#9 All The Right Moves by One Rebublic

I listened to this song so many time after it cme out and just recently got bored of it.

#8 Rooster by Alice In Chains

I first heard this song in the movie terminator salvation and when i checked it up online i just felt a surge in me, this song really speaks alot about the artist's emotions.

#7 The Funeral by Band Of Horses

If Ben Bridwell just sang the lyrics with no music i would still be in love with this song, he just has the kind of voice.

# Hounorable Mention Zara Sa (bollywood song from the movie Janaat (Jun-ut))

#6 Bad Company by Five Finger Death Punch

Now, when you read the title you knid of get turned off, but when you listen you feel the emotions just jump from Ivan Moody's mouth.

#5 In The Beginnig by K'naan

K'naan is not like other singers, he doesn't sing, he recites what he believes in, most of his songs have to do with problems in his home country of Somalia. I wish i could add more of his songs because they deserve to be up here, so let me just mention a few: ABC's, when the lion learns to speak, and Fatima.

#4 Power by Kanye West

I know, lots of people hate on him but just listen to his music, listen to his words and you will no longer hate.

#3 Fix You by Coldplay

this song kinda hit me in my soft spot and i will always like this song.

#2 Boulevard Of Broken Dreams by Green Day

I know this isn't a very recent song but it is just one of my favorites, actually it will be #1 on my all time top 10 forever.

#1 Freaks and Geeks by Childish Gambino

This song is the top song because Childish Gambino is not afraid to use language or explicit content to put out his view, his emotions, his thoughts, i will like this song for a long time

So, if you liked it let me know, if you feel others songs deserve to be on this list leave a comment. i hope you enjoyed.

top 10 nick names of all time

OK the people are gonna give me this so go to the comment box at the bottom of this post and place ur favorite nick names and i will make the top 10 list. GOOD LUCK.

Top 10 QB's of 2010

so i was just sitting around watching NFL network and there was an NFL QB Challenge from '03 so i thought, "hey I should make my top 10 QB list".

first some hounorable mentions

HM #5 Jay Cutler
yes he did post 16 INT's but he notched over 3200 yards and 23 TD's and took Chicago to the NFC championship (and i know he was a sissied in that game, but, it's not like it ws important-Wait-nevermind)

HM# 4 Ryan Fitzpatrick

Now just stay with me, this guy has practically no one to throw to (i mean if your top wide-out drops a game winning endzone throw, than he is not to great) and he threw just as many TD's as Cutler with less INT's

HM#3 Mark Snachez

OK, i know when you look at stats his 3200 yards and only 13 INT's are the only things going for him, but this guy finds the way to win no matter what (though the fear of Rex Ryan eatting him probably plays a roll to)

HM#2 Sam Bradford

offensive rookie of the year, turning aroud a 1-15 team to 8-8 i mean c'mon man, appreciate. and he put up 3500 yards, one of three rookies to ever put up 3000+ yards.

HM#1 Eli Manning

4002 yards, 31 Touchdown's, 7.43 yards per attempt. All I got to say.

Heres the top 10 QB's of 2010

#10 Ben Roethlisberger

I HATE HIM SO MUCH, but this is a fair list. 3200 yards in 12 games.

#9 Matt Cassel

He took over for Tom Brady in New England and won 11 games this year he threw for 3116 yards with 27 TD's and only 7 INT's

#8 Josh Freeman

this is a tough one because he and joe flacco are so close. 25 TD's only 6 INT's and turning around a 3-13 team, thats pretty impressive.

#7 Joe Flacco

3622 yards, 25 TD's, 7.41 yards an attempt, he took the ravens the the divisionals and held his ground against the Steelers

#6 Matt Ryan

3705 yards with 28 TD's, best record in the NFL

#5 Philip Rivers

4710 yards with 30 TD's and only 13 INT's, three straight 4000 yard seasons, you can trust this guy.

The Top 4 have to be the hardest, these guys are truly the Field Generals in the NFL.

#4 Aaron Rodgers

he threw for over 3900 yards and 28 TD's and led his team to being the only 6th seeded NFC team in the playoffs to win a Superbowl.. if this list had to do with pure stats he would probably be lower (like #5, or #6).

#3 Peton Manning

I know!!! im crazy Peyton at #3 what the hell am i thinking, well you have to remember he had slumps all season, he had 5 games where he had 2+ INT's, and 4 games where he had 1 TD or less, but 3 out of 32 is great and he deserved this because, 4700 yards and 33 TD's.

 

(sorry just to funny, heres the real image)

#2 Michael Vick

Ok Mike Vick put up 3000+ yards in 12 games, so he could have put up 4000+ yards if he played the whole season, also he had 21 passing TD's thats 28 possible in 16 games, also he ran for 675 uards with 9 TD's, Mike Vick is a complete player now, he can run and throw.

 

#1 Tom Brady

California Cool, Tom Terrific, the Comeback Kid, Captain America, Golden Boy, he was just amazing nothin else can be said.



LOOK AT THAT HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boring Sundays of a some-what more than average Teenager

So, i think all average teenagers have some boring sundays, yuh-noh those sundays where you cant find a thing to do. Well I've been having a few of those lately, but I'm a some-what more than average Teenager so my boring sundays are like kick ass, greatest m***** Fucking sundays ever. But for me they are like watching grass grow. I dont know what its like to have a boring sunday for you Average people

COU-lance-GH, but for me; !!!WARNING Not For Children Under The Age Of 11 And Those Who Are Weak Hearted!!! Also Cuban Beware May Be Offensive In Some Way Or Other. READY! HERE WE GO! (all rights belong to Hershey park and Storm Runner) So i wake up with a bead of sweat on my brow, i hear it, it's close, it's the Chupacabra (yes, they do exist) so thinking on my feet i grab AK-93.5 and take aim at the thing, unfortunately i was sleeping in space so the rounds froze to the barrels and it wasn't a Chupacabra it was an Alien from the Black Eye Galaxy, He punched me in the face. and left me with a black eye, IRONIC! Well, i flew home in my 1967 Shelby GT 500 Spaceship, when I got home I found Bloody Cubins on my lawn trying to decapitate my statue, so i called Castro and the bitch Nuked my house (Warned you Cubins), so after I forced the creatures of the forest to rebuild my house (one of the bunnies got its foot stuck in cement so I made a hole in the brick and put a pole through it, now i watch it run around in circles all day). But, anyway it's getting close to noon so i mean whats one to do with no football of any kind on a sunday afternoon, so I grabbed the keys to my Helios space craft and took a stroll around the Universe at 150000 MPH until that bitch of a alien came back, oh but this time I was ready, I took out my Death Star and super glued it to the aliens ass, then i took a picture of the Mother fuckers shocked face and flew away, AH good times he forgave though now we meet every week for a poker tournament. so i went home, watched the OKC Grizz game for awhile, then all of a sudden Are-nald Sch-Warza-Nagar jump through my roof and challenged me to and accent talking contest, and right before we got down to it Sil-Vist-Er Stall-Own came out of no where and asked to join or else. but, I told that only people who talk funny because of accents, Not because they're retarded, then Me and Sch-Warza-Nager Round House kicked him back to Philadelphia. So Me and Sch-Warza-Nager went at it, he was like;

Then i ws like;

then he was like;

And Finally I Was Like;

Yes that was me, I WIN!

So after going REW-SHIN on Are-Nald i got tired and hungry so i hate a Kitten, yes a whole kitten, EET VAS SCROM-SHUS. then later at night i took out my pet T-Rex out for dinner, (if your wondering how i can afford so much food, dont worry, i just let him eat humans, you can find um at Wal-Mart) then when we got home i read my friend Lance's blog and laughed at his day, that loser. Well i suppose I could teel you how my weight lifting sesion went, but, i think i'll show you instead.

 

Yeah, You saw that, boo-yah bitches,

Well, i suppose thats how my boring sunday went. God it sucked did'nt it, Wait you would'nt know cause you're just an average teenager, SUCKA

Funny stuff so you don't leave all depressed;

your Favorite Brown Boy

Dan,Da,Man,a,Q

The End of the WORLD

Unless you live under a rock or are a Blondie COU-Molie-GH , then you'd know that the Mayan calender predicts that the world will on December 21, 2012. Well, thats a boatlod of crap, because the there are way to many things that have to happen before the end of the world. one thing Sarh Palen has to become President and Drill the Earth clean of all Fossil Fuels and well no one's letting that b**** near the White House anytime soon. Also the Fans In Philly will personally hold the World together until the Eagles WIN A SUPERBOWL. They threw batteries at santa, Beer at their coach, this seems little compared to what their willing to do. And you know what, i thonk those guys were a bunch of drunkards, heck they could have been playing tic-tac-toe for all we know. (no i did bot try to ryhme, it this happened this time), (ok i tried to rhyme that). So what they had a bunch of clocks and sky readers and crap, maybe one day they felt bored and made a collasal Game of Tic-Tac-Toe. I mean i'd get pretty fuckin bored not having a thing to do all day other than walk around in a diaper with a bow and arrow, (wait that actually sounds cool). Well, anyway all i'm saying is that you cant trust brown people, (And I consider myself Mocha colored, even ask Dougie), by the way i just scoresd the lowest ona science test all year today, AN F'ing 77 percent. Damn i'm mad. Well, back to the Mayans, when you got 7 citys of gold and no Nike, Reebok, or Adiddas, (and for the girls, Victoria secret, Hollister, American Eagle), (and for gay people-WAIT i don't no where gay people shop- is there a shop for gays, or do they go to the regualr places?) then i think you'd get pretty upset. So this is why i think the world will not end in 2012. if you agree or disagree leave a comment, and who knows i might write about it next time.


Before you go chech this out:
Best comedy youtube video: office linebacker terry tait

Best joke for today:

A ginger and a blonde met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The ginger bet the blonde $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the blonde replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the ginger gave the blonde the $50.
The blonde said “I can’t take this, you’re my friend”.
The ginger said “No. A bet’s a bet”.
So the blonde said “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money”.
“Well, so did I”, said the ginger, “but I never thought he’d jump again!”


Yoe read it here,
Dann,Da,Man,Da,Q, (not Lance Uppercut)

Crazy Days

I'M Dieing from this studying, we had an essay yesterday, our final today, and the AP Exam today. plus we had a team test, a science test, and English test, within this week. But hey, let me not depress you with this crap. So today i asked my friends what to write about in my blog. so, one Idea i got from Gina, is to write about how much she hates gym. So, I'm making a shout-out for Gina and her hate of Gym. personally i love Gym. (except on spring mile day).

Next, my friend Lance told me to right about my day. I know so much awesome cant be summarized in just a few paragraphs, but why not try. So i started off by heading to school, and studying with P.C., Torrie (probly spelled wrong), and Kayla/Kaylie (Not sure 'bout that?). Well, we tried to study but Torry (I'think that looks wronger) showed us some Nazi joke of hers on her Ipod touch. then we headed to homeroom, and guess what Racheal (still not sure if thats right) asked me for help on the science homework, and i told we were'nt friends any more after that, yeah i did it, you know it. Okay I did'nt, but, i was close to doing it. so i told her how to do it and when Fadwa asked for help i sadi i'll just show her my paper, BUT i left it all at home, so i had to copy the cahrt on lined paper and fill in all the info. Still, after all  that Mr.Pelow accepted it. (I know I'm good). Then a few calss's after i had lunch, teh guys at my table talked about tricked out guns we could make, and i suggested a Nuke Chain-gun, but we said that the only people that could live through that were the Russians, those radioactive, un-killable jerks. then near the end of class i shot a Paper hornet at Travis 'cause he was shooting them at me yesterday, then out of no where Brady shoots one and hits me straight on the nipple, i mean it hurt like a b****, I screamed M*****-F*****, so loud. so now i'm making um wid tape tips, YeEah he'll feel the pain Tomorrow. now near the end of the day in AP world history we had our fianls, easy as Hell. i just wish the essay could have been like that. so that was most of my day.

here are some cool things i want you to see before you leave the site;       

 

and a Joke to keep you Happy

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

So From your Favorite Blogger,

Dann,Da,Man,Da,Q

Unreasonable Angers

OK, I'm sick of people who find it necessary to be angry at me for things that aren't a big deal. some examples...#1. Lance is mad at me for creating a blog after he created his and told me about it, dude don't freak I'm sure people will put aside 2 minutes of their time after they've read my amazing blog, cool, man, cool. Also Miss.Faultz always gets mad at me for not doing my homework, well guess what since the freak show Gina wasn't in class today i was the star of the class answering all the questions, Chill, Chill. Next, Mrs.Rossi is taking revenge on me for being so amazing in her class by giving me an impossible finals presentation project, in the words of Monday Night Football "C'mon Man". And my final Unreasonable Anger is ,(drum roll), I borrowed some homework from Rachael this morning and she freaked, she's like "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, why don't you, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, always asking, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH", i mean, really, its just some homework, CALM DOWN. Really, you people are out of your MINDS.

now to more relaxing matters, i rolled my ankle to the point where the top of my foot was touching the blacktop,-WAIT, that's not relaxing, now I'm really pissed. i mean you play a game of basketball then trip on your cousins leg and then your crippled for who knows how long. Huh! At least I'm not Rondo and have a dislocated left elbow-WAIT- I'm a righty, I'd rather have the elbow "C'MON MAN".

Well, at least Boston will win the Heat, Celts game, hey if we win this series theres no L.A. Easy street baby. so i hope you guys enjoyed todya post, remember to read the great quote by great people, and i'll try to add more gadgets onto my blog everyday before Lance trys to steal my ideas.

Blexicanly, (thanks P.C.)
Dan,Da,Man,Da,Q.

insignifacant rants (i might have spelled that wrong)

Lance Uppercut, IT IS NOT SUMMER, i dont care if you rode your bike and that bike was a piece junk, LIVE WITH IT. And also in your last post you talked about an indian kid you played basketball with. (who is this other Brown kid, Does he mean anything, and are you trying to replace me). And that wasted tree stump by the creek, wow, i could have done a million things with that tree stump that are more usefull, (fire, stool, jet pack) its actually quite easy. Also if you want a kick ass movie that you probably shouldnt watch in church, you have to see COP OUT. Now on to the subject of AP* test, i'm with you Lance, studying, studying, studying. This eaxm will probably be hell, not the metaphorical hell the real one. I mean 4 hours in a stuffy room, no bathroom, no food, no CIVLIZATION.  

Now to school, I HATE MATH, whoever came up with rational exspressions should be put in jail. Also i'm still confused about this...so...Caitlyn Racheal (i'm not good with names if you had'nt notice) who is she, and why is she a man? now that thats out of the way, Art the most 3rd amazing class in school for me, it could be higher except for two people in my class, Drew Heck, and Alex (whos last name i dont know), all they do is talk about crack ad acid all class long. And, Drew almost broke my clay vessel, and i told i'd beat him up if he tried. Going (not moving because thats typical) on, Science, Mr.Pelow is not a teacher he is a farsighted intelligent buddy. Now to talk about my friends, P.C. are says she is a blexican, but which one is more. Also Gorgi (probably spelled wrong) has this evil glare that shes cast onme all year even though i thought we were somewhat remotely friends and it freaks me out, ans i think there are a few people who are pissed at me, they would be (Mr.Lance(but that might be cause my blog is better), Rachel (or Racheal/Rachael), Evan, I think Mickys forgiven me because she felt up my newly shaved beard, Molly and Charis (but those two are always (explicites), and Miss.Faultz (cause i dont do my homework, but i dont know why shes mad it just hurts me). 

Finally i will end my blog with a quote and then every day a new quote will be shown on my site...todays Quote will be about Football (the real kind not the british crap)... "If God wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us hands"-Mike Ditka

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Well if you have read my friends blog-Just a little something,

Just a small peak into the life and mind of Lance Uppercut-recently then you know that he likes to babble about absolutely everything. Well now i must say some points he made are quite good, i mean Murphysweet is quite a good distance runner, BUT... i think stay at home moms and lesbians should be allowed to speak their mind. You MR.Uppercut need to re-think your thoughts.

 

On to my next topic, i finally annoyed our good schoolmate Gina to the point that she punched me. Gina if you are reading this...I got you...you have a nice rigth hook...i absolutely hate that you for finishing 15 minutes early for our math tests-and then slowly, and deliberatly walking it up and watching the rest of us dumb butt students, while we cant finish it in the class period. for that BOOO, YOU.

 

And finally, for my first posting, i just want to say that if i personally upset anyone who reads this...I AM NOT DAN.Q...

 

sincerely, (no not sincerely, cause MR.Uppercut likes to say that),

Intrigatively, (yes thats a real word, but dont look it up cause you'll never find it just like you'll never find Buddha spelled with one D LIKE IT SHOULD BE, P.C, Racheal, and MRS.Rossi)

DAn,Da,Man,DA,Q