The End of the WORLD

Unless you live under a rock or are a Blondie COU-Molie-GH , then you'd know that the Mayan calender predicts that the world will on December 21, 2012. Well, thats a boatlod of crap, because the there are way to many things that have to happen before the end of the world. one thing Sarh Palen has to become President and Drill the Earth clean of all Fossil Fuels and well no one's letting that b**** near the White House anytime soon. Also the Fans In Philly will personally hold the World together until the Eagles WIN A SUPERBOWL. They threw batteries at santa, Beer at their coach, this seems little compared to what their willing to do. And you know what, i thonk those guys were a bunch of drunkards, heck they could have been playing tic-tac-toe for all we know. (no i did bot try to ryhme, it this happened this time), (ok i tried to rhyme that). So what they had a bunch of clocks and sky readers and crap, maybe one day they felt bored and made a collasal Game of Tic-Tac-Toe. I mean i'd get pretty fuckin bored not having a thing to do all day other than walk around in a diaper with a bow and arrow, (wait that actually sounds cool). Well, anyway all i'm saying is that you cant trust brown people, (And I consider myself Mocha colored, even ask Dougie), by the way i just scoresd the lowest ona science test all year today, AN F'ing 77 percent. Damn i'm mad. Well, back to the Mayans, when you got 7 citys of gold and no Nike, Reebok, or Adiddas, (and for the girls, Victoria secret, Hollister, American Eagle), (and for gay people-WAIT i don't no where gay people shop- is there a shop for gays, or do they go to the regualr places?) then i think you'd get pretty upset. So this is why i think the world will not end in 2012. if you agree or disagree leave a comment, and who knows i might write about it next time.


Before you go chech this out:
Best comedy youtube video: office linebacker terry tait

Best joke for today:

A ginger and a blonde met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The ginger bet the blonde $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the blonde replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the ginger gave the blonde the $50.
The blonde said “I can’t take this, you’re my friend”.
The ginger said “No. A bet’s a bet”.
So the blonde said “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money”.
“Well, so did I”, said the ginger, “but I never thought he’d jump again!”


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Dann,Da,Man,Da,Q, (not Lance Uppercut)